"Hello there, mr. Boyd. I have a question for ya. My name is Mrs. Dong and I have a daughter Ming. You may know here since she's been running out of the house late at night. I just want to know. I have to know. Have you been having sexual intercourse with my daughter? Because if you are, I'm going to sue you FOR EVERY PENNY YOU GOT! Good bye."
- Ok, so first of all it's Dr. Boyd. Second, Ming you say... mmm, let me think... You mean the Asian little cute red-head? Oh, I know her! She's been coming over for some sessions. Don't be alarmed, it's not what you think. Our relationship is pure professional. But now that you mentioned it...