Q: How do I ask you a question?
A: Just comment on the "ask a question" post. If I choose to answer your question, it will be displayed on the front page.
Q: Why don't you answer anymore questions Dr. Schidt?
A: Because I'm busy, or I just don't want to.
Q: Why didn't you answer my question?
A: Because I thought it was pathetic, or vulgar, or because it was already answered, or because I didn't like it.
Q: I think you didn't get my question, or what?
A: Dr. Schidt reads all the questions. He doesn't answer to them all, of course.
Q: Is this site here supposed to be a joke?
A: Why do you want to ruin the surprise?
Q: You're funny, can we collaborate in some way? Do you have any banners I could put on my website?
A: dr.boyd.schidt@gmail.com Email me and let's talk.
-- Too Frequently asked questions:
Q: How old are you?
A: 56
Q: What do you do for a living?
A: Not much, hang around the house most of the day.
Q: Are you an idiot, gay, cretin?
A: No, I'm not.