Question from 'Anonymous'

"Do you believe in God?"

- Do I believe in God? We grew up in the same neighborhood! He was the geeky one!

Question from 'Mrs. Dong'

"Hello there, mr. Boyd. I have a question for ya. My name is Mrs. Dong and I have a daughter Ming. You may know here since she's been running out of the house late at night. I just want to know. I have to know. Have you been having sexual intercourse with my daughter? Because if you are, I'm going to sue you FOR EVERY PENNY YOU GOT! Good bye."

- Ok, so first of all it's Dr. Boyd. Second, Ming you say... mmm, let me think... You mean the Asian little cute red-head? Oh, I know her! She's been coming over for some sessions. Don't be alarmed, it's not what you think. Our relationship is pure professional. But now that you mentioned it...

Question from 'Anonymous'

"What moovie would you consider watching on a romantic date?"

- I don't usually do romantic dates, I just have the under-aged girls come over my place for a qweeky. But if I'd really have to answer, it would be ..um.. Terminator 3 - which is one of my favorites.

Question from 'a smoker'

"Do you think smoking kills ?"

- Yes. I had a friend - older than me. He was like 87 or something. He had a very bad heart. And pneumonia. One day he had sex with an under-aged girl, and imagine that the sex didn't killed him, but the cigarette after did. So grandpas, smoking kills!!

Question from 'Shithead'

"Do you drug up the underaged girls first or after?..."

- No, I don't drug the girls. They agree to have sex with me, so there's no need..